国外也有段子手:巴萨不给力,那西甲冠军岂不就是...

时间:2019-09-09 06:18来源:https://www.moysayt.com 作者:尊龙现金d88 点击:

Jayveesac(阿森纳球迷):一时还没进过阿森纳4球以上,嗯,一时…(They haven't put 4 past Arsenal yet. Keyword, yet...)

Gutzzu(皇马球迷):布斯克茨想要传球给梅西,可是梅西正在摩纳哥陪C罗吃午饭呢!(Busquets with a pass to Messi but Messi is having a lunch with Ronaldo in Monaco.)

Ceez92(巴萨球迷):倘若眯着眼睛望,奥萨苏纳的球衣和巴萨其实挺像的,云云就显得吾们踢得益了一点。(If I squint Osasuna kit looks like Barca's and we don't look as bad.)

TheEsotericRunner(曼联球迷):贝尔射门的时候根本不望球,也不望球飞出的倾向啊!(Bale didn't even look at the ball or in the direction of the ball when he shot.)

thunderboy13(巴萨球迷):插播!巴黎挑出1.3亿 内马尔来交换法蒂!(Just in: Psg offered Neymar 130 mil for Ansu fati.)

kaden_dd(阿森纳球迷):在梅西伤愈之前,巴萨基本就处在息伪状态了…(Barca taking a break from football till Messi comes back.)

Nonachalantly(未知主队球迷):怎么没人诉苦听不懂梅西发言?难道只有吾一幼我不会西班牙语么?有异国大神翻译一下…(Why is no one here complaining that they can't understand Messi? Am I the only one who doesn't speak Spanish here? Can someone please translate.)

益了,酷喜欢的幼友人们,本期的“国外也有段子手”就为行家播报到这了,让吾们拭现在以待,来望下期歪果仁们更添精彩的犀利吐槽吧!

3轮仅积4分尊龙现金人生就是博,巴萨2-2奥萨苏纳贝尔两球又染红尊龙现金人生就是博,皇马2-2黄潜焦点之战尊龙现金人生就是博,阿森纳2-2炎刺库利巴利乌龙绝杀,尤文4-3那不勒斯菲尔米诺英超50球,利物浦3-0伯恩利轻盈取胜,曼城4-0布莱顿詹姆斯进球,曼联1-1南安普顿遭遇平局,切尔西2-2谢菲联欧足联授奖落定,范戴克获最佳

jr2106(未知主队球迷):想象一下你是曼联球迷,15年前你望完曼联横扫一致后晕厥至今,然后醒来望见现在这场景…(Imagine being in a coma for 15 years as a Utd supporter watching your team dominate and waking up to this.)

DarkSofter(曼联球迷):想象一下你是意甲球迷,15年前你望完内斯塔和马尔蒂尼的比赛后晕厥至今,然后醒来望见现在这场景…(Imagine being in a coma for 15 years as a serie a supporter watching nesta and maldini and waking up to this.)

KapSan1(巴萨球迷):这个比赛日稍微让吾感觉不那么狗血了…(This has the potential to make this matchday a little less shit for me.)

Luis0224(皇马球迷):他只是把球当成齐达内的脑袋罢了。(He just pretends its zidane's head.)

Aru10(尤文球迷):德利赫特和库利巴利在比赛谁的身价失踪得最众呢!(DeLigt And Koulibaly in competition on whose value drops more.)

EmhyrvarSpice(切尔西球迷):奇怪啊, 918博天堂百家乐吾们竟然有了个能进球的9号!(A number 9 who scores goals. This is new.)

GujjuGang7(未知主队球迷):吾学了3年西班牙语,吾确定他翻译的对!(Can confirm, took 3 years of Spanish.)

ansharifi(皇马球迷):就没人关心一下吾吗…(No one cares me?)

unglaubich_dich(利物浦球迷):最早打进50个英超进球的巴西人...正本答该是你的,库蒂尼奥。(First Brazilian to score 50 premier league goals…could have been you Coutinho.)

Lessom(利物浦球迷):感觉路易斯把本就紊乱的阿森纳防线搞的更糟了…(I feel like Luiz make arsenal poor defense ever worse.)

Ceez92(巴萨球迷):现在巴萨急需团建活行,聚餐吃个烤肉啥的,然后把C罗叫来发外励志演讲一波!(This team needs to have a BBQ together and get that team mentality, maybe invite Ronaldo over to give a speech on dedication and hard work.)

nikica251(巴萨球迷):为啥对手第一次得到机会吾们就会丢球啊?上次也是云云...(How do we always concede from their first chance? Same thing happened last game.)

Daftsfl(未知主队球迷):梅西啊,你咋就不往和C罗一首吃晚饭呢?(Messi why you no have dinner with Ronaldo.)

nayan99agal(巴萨球迷):益期待马竞也丢分啊,不然吾们夺西甲冠军就难了…(better hope atletico drop points now otherwise we are in trouble for La liga.)

MutedDollar(埃弗顿球迷):添里-内维尔刚说到:“扎卡是别名经验老到的球员,就是从没把经验外现出来过。”(Gary Neville just described Xhaka as an 'experienced player who never seems experienced'.)

FatWalcott(阿森纳球迷):倘若异国越位规则的话,那科拉希纳茨肯定能赢7次金球奖!(If the offside rule didn't exist, Kolasinac would he a 7 time Balon D'or winner.)

CaptainSkull22(切尔西球迷):贝尔最大的造就便是让人们认为齐达内是个益教练…(Bale's greatest achievement was making people believe Zidane is a good manager.)

幼友人们行家益,尊龙现金人生就是博迎接来到本期的“国外也有段子手”!上周的国际赛场精彩望点习以为常,利物浦和曼城不息大胜,北伦敦德比以平局终结,尤文补时惊险造乌龙取胜,而巴萨、皇马、曼联、切尔西等球队则纷纷战平。益了,话不众说,让吾们快来望望歪果仁们的精彩吐槽吧!

RobbieWard123(女王公园巡游者球迷):齐达内相通忘了本身是不喜欢贝尔的…(Zidane kind of forgot he didn’t like Bale.)

FalkoneyeCH(本菲卡球迷):安切洛蒂的眉毛都快飞到天上往了。(Ancelotti's eyebrow drifting off in to space.)

mr_bonner94(未知主队球迷):这栽球莫拉塔就会直接传给对方后卫了,然后通知他们犯错其实不能怕…(Morata would of passed that ball back to the defenders and tell them it’s okay to make mistakes.)

Masonbrit(切尔西球迷):扎卡这些行作就像是你玩FIFA游玩0-5落后时相通。(Xhaka with the kind of tackle you do when you’re down by 5 on fifa)

nayan99agal(西班牙球迷):他们往吃晚饭的话,末了谁来付钱?(wonder who will gonna pay the bill of dinner.)

CruyffsPlan(巴萨球迷):吾是仔细的,现在哪支交手过的球队还异国被瓜帅进过起码4球的…(Serious question. What teams have city NOT scored Atleast 4 goals on ever since Pep came over?)

Sharcbait(利物浦球迷):曼联现在不是强队的状态啊,恐怕狼队要遇到麻烦了。(Man U is so out of form that Wolves are getting worried about playing them.)

Nikicaga(未知主队球迷):西甲冠军之争将会是马竞VS洛佩特吉的塞维利亚!(The title race is going to be Atletico vs Lopetegui's Sevilla. Huh.)

SamirLwydadi(未知主队球迷):意大利足球就是22幼我追着球跑90分钟,末了尤文获胜的浅易游玩而已。(Italian football is a simple game, 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, Juve always win.)

doge_IV(皇马球迷):现在你清新上赛季吾们在伯纳乌输你们0-3的感受了吧!(Now you know what we felt when you won 0-3 on bernabeu last year.)

Artificialdick(未知主队球迷):安切洛蒂益不浅易也下半场连进了3球,效果…(Finally Ancellotti had a chance to score 3 in the second half but…)

Martchsub2(未知主队球迷):皇马巴萨现在不更像是切尔西和曼联吗?(Real and Barcelona are more similar to Chelsea and Man united now.)

Youngflyabs(科特迪瓦球迷):扎卡坚定了吾往踢做事的信念!(Xhaka makes me feel better about my chances to go pro.)

thethomatoman(圣保罗球迷):吾才18岁,可吾望到比吾幼两岁的弟弟都在联赛里为巴萨进球,转瞬感觉本身老了...(I'm starting to feel old. I'm only 18 yet dudes two years younger than me are scoring for Barca in the league.)

VinceRussoShoots(未知主队球迷):曼城和利物浦正把英超变成皇马巴萨相通的二人转!(City and Liverpool are making the EPL into a two horse race similar to Real and Barcelona.)

GJXN1990(曼城球迷):梅西说:“吾自然思念C罗了,这是美妙的对决。吾只期待吾的队友能有C罗相等之一的本事,云云吾特么就不必不息扛这球队行了,吾的背疼还能益点。”(He says: "Of course I miss him, we have a fantastic rivalry. I only wish my team mates had a tenth of the commitment of this guy. My back is aching from carrying this weak as fuck team.")

MattyIce60(曼联球迷):吾幻想着大卫-路易斯和穆斯塔菲搭档的中后卫组相符呢!(I fantasize about the Luiz-Mustafi centre-back pairing.)

Aedmore(阿森纳球迷):要是曼联每周都往踢切尔西该众益啊!(If only the could play Chelsea every week.)

WonDerm(巴萨球迷):演讲完了留下来怎样?(How about staying here afterwards?)

HacksawJimDGN(巴萨球迷):10年以后,这个帖子必将会被挖坟来望球迷对法蒂第一粒进球的逆答!(This thread will be dragged up in 10 years to see how everyone reacted to Fati's 1st goal.)

Hyunks(曼联球迷):巴萨踢得太丢人了,简直就是西甲曼联!(Shame on Barca, almost Spanish Man United now.)

My13InchDuck(巴萨球迷):还买啥内马尔啊,吾们能从巴黎把图赫尔直接买来吗?(Fuck Neymar, can we buy Tuchel from PSG?)

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